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108 reasons to liberate your laxmi points for a Jayananda book Suppose you’re hopelessly addicted to the Internet, waking up at all hours just to stare into the screen at the endless highway of information. Give your bloodshot eyes a break! Let your Jayananda book read you blissfully to sleep and drift off into transcendental dreams. Suppose you like to go to chat rooms and stir up controversy – tell them that a saint came out of the 60’s and get them going, and then when they ask for proof you can sell them Jayananda books online. You’ve been man-handled with these so-called
“good hands” for so many lives. These so-called insurance fraud false
protectors, this so-called claim of being “in good hands,” they cannot
protect you from the invincible material energy. No, they are all fallible
hands filled with the grim of lust, anger and greed. Let yourself be held
securely in really “big lovable hands” with the saints, especially
with Sriman Jayananda Thakur. Jayananda has big hands for everyone, by
which we all can be firmly held, and protected from the onslaughts of maya. You’re in “big and lovable hands” with Jayananda
Thakur. Suppose you’re a 90 lb weakling and there’s a big bully who kicks sand in your face at the beach all the time, just pull out your Jayananda book and let him see the cover and read a little, his heart will be melted. Suppose you’re a hopeless mayavadi, well, Laksmi points in your pocket, or Laksmi points liberated for a Jayananda book, it’s all one! So at least, while you’re being all one, you can feel some transcendental bliss while reading your Jayananda book. Suppose you’re a hopeless sahajiya, always looking for that blissful rasa with no effort, thinking that Krishna owes you a free ticket back home, well, just read in your Jayananda book how Jayananda was blissfully working hard to serve Krishna, oh well, it just might rub off on ya, who knows? Suppose
you are being kicked and kicked and kicked, again and again, and still you
are so obstinate that you still hope and pray and hold out for that one
lucky break, just one more chance to be the enjoyer. Just like Jarasandha,
who was routed in battle 17 times by Sri Krishna and still he came back
for more, you are defiant in the face of all odds and are begging for more
punishment. Forget this material illusion and seek spiritual happiness,
just read and feel the blissful life of Jayananda. Suppose you can’t give up tamasic habits, like intoxication, and so you can go to your local pub and very proudly read to your bar buddies all the Jayananda pastimes of him liberating the bar people and how they bought him groceries to cook prasadam. Suppose you’re completely bewildered by the “origin of soul” arguments, well, we’ve got that all covered right here in this Jayananda book! Suppose your life is
a total nightmare, its become a living hell, and they just entered your
name into the all time loser’s hall of fame [I just got entered] – and
it may look like its all over, it looks like the last of the Mohicans, the
fat lady is starting to sing, but wait a minute, it’s all in perception.
Happiness, distress, winter and summer seasons, sito-sna- suka-duka-da, it
all passes in time. Don’t
throw in the towel just yet; your nightmare may be just about over. Just a
moment of association with Vaisnavas and your life will be perfect, so get
saintly association with stories of Jayananda. Suppose you want to go back to Godhead, and want to follow one who has already done so, and you like to read transcendental books that send shivers down your spine, then liberate laksmi points for a Jayananda. Suppose you’re a battered jiva, getting pounded against the ropes, you’re knocked to the mat, sweat blinding your swollen eyes, down for the count. Maya shakti has KO’ed you again for the 108th trillionth time, and then you realize, “I’ll never be the enjoyer, I shall surrender to Krishna!” Jayananda shows the fearless path, you tread blissfully on golden pages of his saintly life, drinking deep quaffs of oceanic bliss. Suppose you’re illiterate, still you can read your Jayananda book like the South Indian brahmana, and shed tears just seeing the ecstatic photos. Suppose you neither read nor look at pictures, but like to win friends and influence people, Jayananda was best at this! Lay your book on the coffee table and see how Jayananda attracts the hearts of your guests. Suppose the fag end of life raises its ugly head, friends and family neglect, even your dog growls in annoyance when you pet him, and children stop their sing-song laughter and stare when you come around, the whole world is indifferent, seems like check-out time is right around the corner. Don't take it personal, it happens to everybody, and eternal love awaits you, correction - eternal love is there all ready - in the dust of the lotus feet of Krishna's representative and saint, Srila Prabhupada and Jayananda Thakur. Suppose your parents and relatives aren’t very attracted to Krishna consciousness, when you visit them, leave your Jayananda book on a table in the living room and they will read when you’re not looking and they will feel the spirit of Jayananda and understand. Suppose you have a nice wife and children, nice house and car, big bank balance, and everything is just hunky-dory. Don’t be so sure, it’s all temporary, and so you will get lasting benefit by giving your hard earned laksmi points for a Jayananda book, and you will feel transcendental pleasure. Suppose you don’t read that much, but like to preach to others, you can take your Jayananda book to a landramat and leave it on a table and pretend to be doing laundry, and watch how people read and realize the bliss of Jayananda. Suppose you want to enhance the reputation of Iskcon, just supply your local new-age bookstore with some Jayananda books, and watch from the side as people look over the book and realize that saints were produced by Srila Prabhupada, and its not all true what they read in “monkey on a stick.” Suppose you are so lonely, and nobody ever appreciates you, and your cat was the only living entity who ever loved you in this world, and he died last week. Don’t give up yet, you will get real love from this Jayananda book. Suppose
you love life in the fast lane, racing down the highways of excitement,
just grabbing up all the gusto before someone else gets to
it before you. Suppose you put your spiritual realizations in the
granny lane, back there on the back burner, just save it for later. But
beware dear brothers and sisters, don’t you see death coming up behind
you, he can overtake your puny plans at any moment, and he’s got a turbo
speed you can’t outrun. Put on the brakes and slow down, just read a
Jayananda biography and taste spiritual bliss in the here and now. Suppose you judge a book by its cover, well you’ll love this book cover, and the book inside too. Suppose you are a high power player in the market and always make bullish speculative investments, which are sure to yield you high returns. Well, your best bet is this Jayananda book, as the Srimad-Bhagavatam second canto says that- “Money given in charity to a suitable person is guaranteed bank balance in the next life ... and if the money is given to a veda-paraga (one who has factually realized the path of the Vedas), it is returned by unlimited multiplication.” Jayananda is the proper recipient in this regard, as he’s “realized the path of the Vedas” by satisfying Krishna and Srila Prabhupada and going back to Godhead. Suppose you are a compulsive perfectionist, and everything around you has to pass the white glove test. Perfect the most important thing you have - your life! Read how Jayananda perfected his life in service to Krishna and Srila Prabhupada, and you will see how to do the same. Suppose your house is besieged with ghosts and hobgoblins and evil spirits, just post your Jayananda book [or books] at the doorways, and the ghosts will become enchanted with Jayananda’s pastimes and photos and forget to enter. You have just realized your worst nightmare - On the bulletin board you read- “Attention esteemed Vaisnavas, we regret to inform you of the following lamentable conclusion which was arrived at by temple board members - due to budgetary constraints, and pending court cases, lawyer fees, etc., we are compelled to trim the budget for lunch prasadam, and will be unable to maintain our stock of “mango pickle” as a daily condiment, and advise the humble devotees to be content with simple seasoning, salt, etc. We hope this will not be a great inconvenience to the devotees.” - Panic grips your mind. You see the vision in your mind’s eye, the beautiful sight of all the orange and tasty marinated mango chunks floating in your basmati rice, you remember the relish of those burning bolts of pleasure inundating your gullet, the beads of perspiration popping out on your forehead, all gone, all soon to be just a fading memory! … could things get much worse than this? Ah cruel fate! .. Take heart dear friend …. You can get that higher taste, don’t worry, just surf on to Jayananda.com for the relish that lasts longer than pickle...
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